Release Gitmo prisoners with our apologies
Since liberals say the war is illegal, it nullifies any arrest or evidence obtained in the arrest of the Gitmo detainees. Since evidence is thrown out when it is obtained from an illegal wiretap, so should all evidence obtained by our occupation of the sovereign state of Iraq. Therefore, the detainees at Guantanamo Bay should be released with the full apology of the Obama adminstration.
Since we have certainly ruined their lives and transported them halfway across the globe, not only should we release them, but we should provide them with free housing in Washington D.C. for at least one year. Give them citizenship immediately and give them intern jobs on the Mall. Then the world will have no reason to hate us because we will have proven we really are nice people.
Its the least we can do. After all, America is evil. The Middle East was a fair, peaceful place until we came around.